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How to murder

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.



I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her

So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.

  • Person 1: please donate blood on Thursday!
  • Person 2: does it have to be our own?
  • Person 1: ...


Cats Being Cats

  • And then your father held you in his arms, and went weak. The way so many men do.